I’m having trouble waking up in the mornings these days,
which means I’m always late to work. I should have known this day would come.
You see, I was on vacation in India for the last couple of
weeks. It was almost an evil pleasure to watch people hurry to work in the
mornings (especially on Monday mornings) when I could choose to stay in bed or
laze around. And I reminded everybody I met that “You have to go to
work and I’m on vacation!!” It was such a sweet feeling. I could see the
jealousy in their eyes and hear them quietly hurling curses my way.
And now Karma is biting me in the ass.